Oh yeah you’re very anxious, you know and stressed out, you know. Like I say it’s not necessarily fear and it’s not you think, oh well, you know, oh you know. it’s just one of them things. You just go in and that… get it done, I want to get it finished with. You know it’s no good it’s no good you know getting yourself uptight when you’re going to have drugs pumped into you and things like that. it’s bad enough having the operation without your heart giving up as they say, you know.

Well [hesitation] I were quite, I were quite scared really. Quite scared, but. That first time I ever went to cancer hospital you know, you’ve got a dread in your mind. If somebody says cancer’ you… think straight away you’re going to die within weeks don’t you. From what you say I mean it’s not like that but you’ve just got that, when somebody says to you that’s cancer’ you think oh no! like. It, it’s quite shocking then and you. I was worried at first definitely.

Yes I well [laughs] I’ll tell you how I felt. During the day, that day, that Monday, because I knew I was, I had to ring the hospital, the ward at half past eight in the morning to check that there was a bed there. And I couldn’t get through because obviously they were very busy. And eventually at half past nine in the morning, a very flustered nurse said, you know, What do you want?’ I said, Well I’m booking in for my surgery, is there a bed available?’ No there isn’t a bed available. So I thought to myself, Yipee, you can put it off. Ring back at lunchtime. So I rang back at lunchtime and there was a bed available and that was that. So, I just didn’t want it to happen and wished it would go away, andhoped for any other way other than go through the surgery.

Nervous (laughs) Nervous. I was nervous going to the hospital… to the degree that obviously everybody was going to leave, but I knew that I was only in for the night and the next morning I was going to have the operation straight away, so I didn’t have the time to get myself worked up- as I say I don’t worry about things a lot – and, and he came to see me in the morning and he said, Are you alright?’ I said yes’ he said you realise what’s happening?’ I said, Yes’ he said well you’ll be down in half an hour and you’ll be back in the ward within two hours, hopefully if everything’s gone according to plan… and we’ll take it from there,’ and they did. So I wasn’t too apprehensive at what was happening because I knew that I had to have it done, in a sense.

Leading up to the surgery, did you have any fears or anxieties?

Michael’ No, I don’t think so. No fears because I wanted it done didn’t I? But perhaps I was a little bit anxious.

Ann’ Well, you’d be anxiousness but I think…

Michael’ Not that much to worry about was there? I was so worried about I want to get it over and done with so I, you know, I wasn’t anxious about the operation or anything. it’s something you want done and get it over and done with like.

I’ve always had the philosophy in life that I’ve got no control over. I just go through it and see what happens. Because I can’t worry about what I can’t control. And I ain’t got no control over this and just stay calm- these guys know what they’re doing, I’ll let them get on with it. it’s if they make a mistake you hopefully you don’t wake up the following day so you don’t have to worry about it. But no I didn’t worry about it, I just knew that it gotta be done. And this obviously was the only place in this area of the country that was going to do the operation and they must be the experts.

Did you have any fears or anxieties leading up to the operation?

No, no I’m not given to that nature. I’m not really that kind of a person, as I say I’ve had major surgery in a number of things and minor surgeries over a period of time, for various operations and as far as I can see, surgically, this one was very little different than having an abscess on your tooth cut out, you know, and things that you know so, I wasn’t too worried about it. Obviously it’s in a sensitive part of your body and even thoughts of it bring tears to your eyes but you know I could live with that. If I was going to get effectively a cure then I thought that that was small change compared with what could happen.

Right, so about this time my feelings generally was actually being quite excited by all the, the all the technologies and all the new operations, all the new experiences that were going on. So it was really quite fun for me in a strange way. And I think it was the family and friends that were getting err, getting more nervous. It was a time also that I had to make arrangements at work for time I was going to be off so I had to tell them you know what was happening and I found the best way with that was to actually be as open as possible with people, certainly with my immediate boss and the HR department. I had to tell them formally and make arrangements with them.

After the surgery, can you remember how you felt like?

Glad it was over. And hopeful, hopeful that it had done the trick, and that I might have a full recovery. And pleased that I’d done it, there’s no doubt about that, because mainly because I felt that I was doing what my family wanted me to do. Had it been me – and I think a lot of men do tend to leave things, when they shouldn’t do, but obviously their love of me and wanting me to have a productive life and live on a bit longer, I felt I’d done it for them as well soThat’s as much as I can say about that.

I had an operation whereby they removed the whole of my foreskin, they took some (for want of a better term) some lumps off the side and the end of my penis and I didn’t feel a thing because obviously I was unconscious at the time. I was rather surprised to be out of the hospital within 24 hours back home and not really inconvenienced too much. I’d obviously a lot of swelling a lot of disfiguration but all my bodily functions I could go to the toilet, I could pass water without any problems, and I was sort of, well quite, quite relieved that that particular part of it was over.

I was told from Day One that surgically the operation had been successful and would have to wait then for the final results and things, that’s obviously the final results, th-that came through, they said yes everything appears to be ok. You do not need further treatment. That was somewhat of a relief because I, it wasn’t the operation that was causing me any anxiety but if I had to go for further treatment, and what would that treatment be and what would the effect be, you know, one associates with cancer all your hair falls out, everything happens and things like that and I didn’t fancy a course of treatment and one had to consider even refusing a course of treatment at my age is it necessary you see?

When you came to can you describe how you felt?

Tired. There was there was no feeling of sadness or anything else particularly. I think I was glad that the operation had gone. I was interested to see really how how much had been taken away. But I was sort of facing it straight basically. And I’m glad I did.

How long was it after the operation before you did see the results?

Quite soon I think. Quite soon. I suppose once I can’t remember exactly but it might have been in… no I don’t think it was in the waiting room… in the recovery room sorry. I think it might have been when I went back down and I went into the bed in the ward. I think it was there. So it was… it wasn’t long. Within roughly an hour after the operation I suppose.

How did you feel when you did see the results?

I was okay with it. I was okay. I wasn’t feeling you know.maybe sort of I was he took off really that it was the second choice of the two choices that you know it wasn’t just the first choice of taking the cap off, drilling out the cancerous part and putting the cap back on. It was the second one of actually amputation. And that I knew was going to be one of the choices. And it just happened to be the one that he had to do. I trusted the consultant to make the best decision. And you know I’ve got no doubt that that was the best decision.

So how long after the operation was it before you saw the results of the surgery?

Going back to being a coward I daren’t look. I could see the tubes coming from my pyjamas and a bag that I knew I’d got a catheter in. But I didn’t look anything until a nurse come along said why hadn’t I had a shower that morning or a bath. I said, Well I didn’t know whether… what… whether I was allowed to or not or’ she said oh yes you need a shower. With which she undone some bandages that was holding the catheter against my body. Took them away, she said, You’re alright now. You can go into the shower. I said, Right, fair enough. And I went in and had the shower and but then I looked down [slight chuckle] and see what’s happened and that was about it, you know. Apart from, I hadn’t looked previously to see what had been going on.

What did you think when you saw the results?

Well shock really. I thought well I’m going to have to have this catheter for the rest of my life and but then they said, No we will give you a trial without it. I felt better then because I’ve heard of people having the catheter in and it’s causing trouble, so I thought well yes I’m happy to have it out. Which I was, yes [chuckles].

And how did you feel when you came to?

Well the first thing you do is you look and that was a bit of a surprise. But I then decided that I’d got to… live with what I’ve got- live the life that I’d got and that’s not to worry about anything else and luckily [Name] was of the same attitude so that’s fine.

How much did they remove?

About 2 inches.

Is that more than you expected?

Yes. Yes he said that they was only going to take a little bit [chuckles]. Maybe that is a little bit but it’s a lot to me [laughs].

So were you shocked when you saw it or

Surprised not shocked, surprised. I just I don’t know I think I’d come to the stage where I could accept almost anything anyway so and the actual fact not to wake up with that sore painfulpenis is betterit was great for a few weeks. As I say it didthe lichen sclerosus has come back but the cancer hasn’t so

So what did you think when you saw the results of the operation? How did you feel then?

Alright. Because, like I said, there was no pain. And when I see it I thought well it’s just going to.. it just looks the same. It was a little bit smaller right but it’s just the same. Same penis like you know. It was same you know… end. I thought no it’s just that stitching round it was… that was it. I couldn’t see it properly because it was bandaged up. You know what I mean you are bandaged up round there…til they take it off when you go and get your bag away from you, when you go back the second time. You get the bag, they take it off. And when I looked… oh. They haven’t you know never did what they said they’re going to do. I thought they must have just skinned it and just wrapped it, you know took all the badness away, all the cancer away, what there was there and what they thought it was. And they must have checked it and then like rolled it up somehow and just stitched it. You know I don’t how they do it but that’s how I’m thinking. That’s my version of it. But like I say I never had no skin graft.

So am I right in saying you were pretty pleased with the results?

Yeah. 100% pleased.

How long was it before you were able to see the results of the operation?

Well what I’d got left you mean? [Chuckles]. Probably the third day, third or fourth day, can’t remember exactly. First two days I know definitely I was all wrapped up and just had the pipe coming up from – that was wrapped up down there. And it was the – it must have been the fourth day because the third day they changed the dressing on my leg where they’d taken the skin for the skin graft and it was the day after, they the top surgeon came in himself, think he came about half nine, ten, pulled the old curtain round and they were all standing round and prodding – I won’t say prodding and looking but you know what I mean [chuckles] soand he said, O he said that’s great. Ooh I’m pleased with that [Name he said. I said You’re pleased with it [laughs] so I made a joke or something and because obviously I’m laying flat down, I can’t see it at the time but I saw it later if you know what I mean. The fact – bless her it was the Macmillan nurse came out and said, Oh, I hear they’ve taken the band and hear everything’s alright [Name [Name] then became [Name] at the end your, you know, so she sat me up and I could see it and it, you know, obviously it was a bit shocked because it wasn’t the size it was when I last seen it, [chuckles] if you know, but as I said it improved within a couple of months of having the op and you know now basically now it’s not a problem at all, if you know what I mean.

I can only say that the fear and thoughts I had prior to starting the operations didn’t, didn’t come about if you know what I mean, theyI was more impressed with what they were able to do and what they’d done than I thought I would be but I’ve always been a person my cup’s always been half full not half empty which he said helps.

The first time they would let you go to the bathroom to have bath – a shower, sorry – because for the first three or four days they wouldn’t let you have a shower like. But when I went into the bathroom and saw myself in the mirror well I nearly died of shock. You know when you see that there’s hardly anything left, that’s…

So did they remove more than you expected them to remove?

Yeh.